"Roll initiative." – probably.
 
This sleek and witty keyring is a must-have talisman for every Dungeon Master—or a perfect gift for the brave soul who regularly torments your party with eldritch horrors, unfair traps, and morally ambiguous NPCs.
 
Crafted from lead- and nickel-free stainless steel, the keyring features a miniature D12 charm and an engraved strip that reads:

“When The Dungeon Master Smiles, It’s Already Too Late.”

You know it’s true.
 
Choose from matte black or classic silver, both ready to hang on your keys, dice bag, backpack, or the hilt of your +1 longsword.
 
⚔️ Features:
🔑 Stainless Steel Construction – Durable and stylish
🧙‍♂️ D12 Charm – Because DMs never roll average
📏 Tag Size: 5 × 1.2 cm | Dice Charm: 1.5 cm
🎁 Perfect Gift for Your DM – Or a warning label for yourself
 
Whether you’re a worldbuilder, rules lawyer, or unsuspecting player, this keyring lets everyone know who holds the power - and the TPK potential.
 
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